Demon Groove Lizards were human dynamos. What an electric act! Exciting, invigorating - a wonder to behold!

If you caught the amazing DGL before their demise you were a lucky git. Now incredibly fat, old, bald and sad most of the members are playing in jazz and blues bands or caberet duos. That's if they're doing anything at all. How sad is that?

Oh my god! If only they had gone out in a drugged and frenzied blaze of glory. No-one would be able to take the piss out of them then - oh no. They would be icons of the world of rock. Maybe.

If you remember DGL from the golden oldie days send an email so they can pretend they were famous once!